Dear wandschrank,
Yes, this is your secret santa song.
No, it sounds NOTHING like what you asked for. Let me explain...
Alright, so I admit to being a bit of a slacker (ok - maybe more than a bit), but honestly when I heard your request I was like "hmm, I have no idea what this kind of music is. I'll have to do more research!" And I didn't want to give you a short shrift by doing your song in an hour or something, so I figured I'd just do it on Christmas break and be done by Christmas day. Easy!
In the meantime I was tinkering with this chiptune idea I had. Just a little fun, didn't expect to release it or anything.
Well, I got home and I got MASSIVELY sick. "Only able to walk 10 feet to the bathroom because you're so sick" sick. I kept on hoping that it would let up earlier than the deadline. Well... it didn't. I couldn't twitch a creative muscle.
Finally on Christmas Eve, I feel a little better. Finally! The clouds are parting! I can't wait to write the best Secret Santa 80's song ev...
My computer dies.
After like 3 long years of perfect operation, it locks up and dies. Won't even start up. It seems like it's in the cards that I'm going to fail my duty as a Secret Santa.
But I still had that chiptune idea lying around. I did like it a lot, after all... and it would be better to send him something rather than leave poor wandschrank with no Christmas presents under the tree... possibly triggering repressed childhood memories... Maybe...
No wait, my computer crashed... how would I recover it? All seems lost, but then I remember:
Wait! I uploaded it to a private soundcloud account once to get some feedback about it!
So I log into Soundcloud as myself, turn downloads to true and steal it from myself and upload it on here.
And THAT's the story of why you asked for 80's and got chiptune. I hope you agree that this totally random song is better than nothing (never released on NG, after all!), and can accept that it's not COMPLETELY what you wanted.
Wow, I'm way too verbose. TL;DR Got way too sick and couldn't write song, please forgive me.
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays :-)