*OH MY GOSH, A HUMAN HAS FINALLY APPEARED AFTER ALL THESE YEARS! I'M SO EXCITED! I CAN MAKE THEM MY WORLD FAMOUS SPAGHETTI PIE! I'M SURE THEY'LL ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT! I HOPE THEY DON'T LEAVE ME LIKE ALL THE OTHER ONES! NYEHHEHEHEHEHEH! I AM SO COOL! etc.