I want lasaga for Christmas
Only lasaga will do
Don't want stinkin' mutts
No whole wheat bread shit
All I want for christmas is lasaga for me to enjoy
All I want is lasaga for Christmas
I don't think Jon will mind do you
He won't have to use
A dirty chimney flue
Just bring it through the front door
That's the easy thing to do
I can see me now on Christmas morning
Creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise
When I open up my eyes
To see plates of lasaga laying under there
I want lasaga for Christmas
Only lasaga will do
No stinkin' mutts
No whole wheat bread shit
I only like lasaga
And lasagas like me too