[intro]
[person 1]: oh hey! long time no see! haha!
[greenpill]: yeah, we went to Haynes Academy together, right?
[person 1]: yeah!... sooo... how have things been?
[greenpill]: I'm glad you asked.
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This morning I woke up on the Martian sands,
but I got back home thanks to Ashtar Command
Then I tried my hand at some astral projection
But I strained too hard and I got an erection
Met some machine elves at Denver International
They taught me some things about eggless travel.
My tulpa dumped me for a Loveland frog
So I take urine enemas and hang with god
[lighter sound effect]
Okay, so I just lit up a joint.
but really that's besides the point
--
Cause I'm greenpilled
and I know the truth
I'm greenpilled
and I'm better than you
I'm greenpilled,
My chakras are aligned
I'm greenpilled
So don't waste my time
I'm greenpilled
Esoteric master
I'm greenpilled
Illuminati blaster
I'm greenpilled
I don't talk to shills
I'm greenpilled
I'm not mentally ill
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[person 1]: wow, that's really... interesting... ó?ò;
[greenpill]: oh wait, there's more!
[person 1]: oh... yeah, I'm sorry, but I really have to-
--
So I stopped eating food because GMOs,
and I post online to fight the NWO
I went back in time to teach the ancient Egyptians
How to fight off the threat of hollow-earth reptillians
I don't need gang stalking drama.
My healing energies shut down big pharma.
The music industry is spelling your doom,
and all the men in Congress are riding brooms.
If you think that alone is bad,
Well just you wait, because IT'S HAPPENING, LADS
--
I'm greenpilled
and I read a lot
I'm greenpilled
full of magickal thoughts
I'm greenpilled
And I've never jerked off (overlayed: jerking off makes you go blind!)
I'm greenpilled
I'm enlightened as fuck
I'm greenpilled
Don't mess with me
I'm greenpilled
I smoked weed with ETs
I'm greenpilled
and I know the truth
I'm greenpilled
and I'm better than you