Parody of Under the Sea
Instrumental taken from The Little Mermaid soundtrack
New lyrics written by Carissa Cheow
LYRICS
Your paycheck is so much thinner
Than what everybody makes
You aced all your JC papers
But uni has higher stakes
You go for a job interview
They tell you to close the door
One look at your grades, they'll tell you
You're not what they're looking for
At under a C
Under a C
Even your S/U
Still cannot help you
Cos it's a D
There are some things you cannot smoke
No wonder your profs think you're a joke
It's no surprise
Your grades won't suffice
At under a C
Your classmates are always happy
When you take the same module
The bell curve feels not so crappy
When you tank and get a U
You can't say that you're unlucky
When nobody calls you back
With all of your mods this sucky
You're jobless and that's a fact
You're under a C
Under a C
Your grades are shitty
Your CAP's a pity
How can dis B
How do you get into this place
You underperform like a disgrace
You cannot go far
When all your grades are
Under a C (under a C)
Under a C (under a C)
I can't believe
Your PSLE
Was 270
How in the world do you survive
When you have a CAP of 1.5
No more employment
For your enjoyment
Under a C
At under a C
Under a C
Not an attack, but
They will reject you
Not hard to see
With your percentile at a one
Looking for job is not so fun
If you don't study
Prospects are muddy
Under a C
Every term paper
Ends in a failure
Under a C
Finals are coming
People are farming
Class part in lesson
But you are absent
Every semester
Is a disaster
Under a C