*heh yo turn around new friend.
*yeah yeah royal guard! heh.,
*im sans. and im too lazy to fuck anybody.
*whats that? you dont have anyone to fuck either?
*heh kiddo, arent you like 10 or something?
*bud youre way behind on the game.
*i gotcha, dont worry.
*this rad dude named papyrus, hes out here lookin for some fun.
*hes hot, id hit that.
*...
*...but hes my brother, i dont swing like that, kid.
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