You are a new guardsman at the Card Castle in the Dark World. You're awaiting the arrival of the Lightners, who have just began their journey. Being that you're from a non-Card Caste of the Dark World, you're stuck with the sleep shift, the most boring of all the castle's guard duties. Exhausted, you make the hasty decision to enter the castle's other floor without permission. A couple stupid mistakes and bad jokes later, you find yourself faced with a magical pocket dimension housed deep in the Castle's bowels. A faceless prisoner beckons for your attention, and you're happy to give it to him.
Includes Reader with a dick throughout. You're a Darkner but your anatomy is otherwise left up to interpretation, though it is written with the assumption you are human-shaped (similar to, say, Rouxls Kaard). The Reader has no explicit dialogue, so feel free to imagine how you'd say what you're saying, if you get what I'm saying. I apologize in advance for the probably very flamboyant interpretation of Jevil, but hey, he's got a big, BIG…personality! Side note: this is technically a Pacifist save, but Jevil still has his tail because I like it.
If something doesn't make sense, the answer is probably: it's magic!