Speech: Vote Gritty
Duration: 1:39
Spoken Text:
Whereas however you vote, vote because you believe you save lives in good faith.
Whereas However your comrade votes, trust that your comrade does likewise Vote Gritty.
I cannot vote, but I call you to vote Gritty. I am a queer and nonbinary immigrant satanist trans person. I am scared to death, because I could be voted out of existence, and that is not a lie.
Whereas, I today think Gritty is our best candidate. And I no longer fear my death in this revolution, because I know I have comrades and memes till the end.
But Gritty needs votes. Like the cookie monster needs cookies, Gritty needs votes, right now. (later, Gritty needs blood)
Right now:
10 million votes for a democrat will undoubtedly save lives. This is important to acknowledge.
Yet 10 million votes for Gritty will completely change all our lives for the grittier.
I beg you to imagine how afraid of what we will do, and unable to appease us they will feel. Vote Gritty.
It will instill such fear of a coup, in our loving leaders, that they will not dare to harm us, nor institute any anti-Gritty laws. Vote Gritty.
We will depose them
We will show no mercy
A vote for them does not save them from the unemployment line
We will smash them in the mouth with a brick!
We will!!!
We must!!!
So vote!!
Vote for Gritty!
Vote with your feet!
Vote with a brick!
Vote in abstention!
Vote with your heart!
I trust you to vote however you must!
But vote with a Gritty heart!
I will be at election day in a Gritty costume. I will make sure no voter intimidation is happening. I will make sure we get ten million votes for Gritty. I will make sure.