(based on real tweets by a sick fuck)
that feel when the weird mystery smell that plagued your apartment for days
is discovered tobe the smell of your unwashed ass and pussy
i was so clueless- until my boyfriend asked me
"honey baby why does your cunt smell like a septic tank full of roadkill?"
for 18 years i just let the water run right off me in the shower
and thought that was just the way that people clean themselves i guess oh well
real actual talk- i didn't find out until i started sleeping with a man
that you're supposed to scrub your body- in the shower
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and,
i wanna be lost in the forest scared and alone and all my clothes are
ripped queens blade style when i stumble- into an ewok trap--
and the ewoks come to see what got caught in their trap, its me,
and obviously im human but because my clothes are ripped they see
my super hairy wet and smelly pussy- and they think i'm just a big female ewok
so they start touching my new hope and
im just hanging there like "oh no! don't you start fucking me,
slamming your furry balls against my disappointing white girl ass"
vaginal smegma spreading like butter across your dog-like penises
penises!
and they're all squeakin and shit. and i dont cum immediately because
you'll find that usually- dfab- people dont cum from insertion alone.
but then they stuff it in my asshole!
and as they churn my shit im just like "oh yeah baby!"
"stuff that dirty cock in me!"
and then i start- peeing from exertion.
there's shit and pee and ewok seed all over me, suspended there in the air and,
basically that's all i have to say. now you can go away.
okay goodbye.